My Life In Pictures

walk-with-me-my-dear:

New vans✌

police:

THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me:

not with that attitude

beerito:

it should be illegal to be this funny and single

(Source: amargedom)

follower:

you remind me of my pinky toe because sooner or later I know I’ll bang you on a table

chekovvv:

i want someone to cuddle me (◡‿◡✿)

i want someone to kiss me (◡‿◡✿)

i want someone to roughly shove me up against the wall and make out with me until my head spins (◡‿◡✿)

(Source: ellliot)

pierce-the-tony:

gayyourlifemustbe:

benedictcumbergasm:

kpopandbbc:

welcome-azkaban-bitch:

The first and last mentions of Severus Snape.

I like how his last mention answers the first.

I open at the close

Fuck u all

Mind=Blown

(Source: crestas)

mustbang:

DO YOU EVER GET SUCH A NICE MESSAGE THAT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND AND YOU KEEP REWRITING YOUR REPLY BECAUSE YOU CAN’T ARTICULATE THE GRATITUDE YOU FEEL FOR IT AND HOW MUCH LOVE YOU FEEL FOR THE PERSON WHO SENT IT AND YOU JUST

(Source: nezumied)

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

thesadderbutwisergirl:

“My name is Bond. James Bond.”

“My name is Dumbledore.
Brian Dumbledore.
Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.”

“My name is Ramirez.
de la Rosa Ramirez.
Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.”

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hopefisch:

Oklahoma

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

thelovenotebook:

ONLY LOVE

(Source: haylieerin)

oh-my-spoby:

the intro is not the same without colton’s penis